Heroine Potty2

Heroine Potty and
the Chamber of Sum Dudes Hiding spot.
Chapter 1 Dramatic entrance
It was Heroine Potty's Secound year at Pigwarts, school 4 rejects who can use magic or some sissy foofoo crap like that.(Which means limitlees gay possibilty's!)( 4 the people who don't know, this is how me(Dylan))Their are 6 different Main Teachers in this school,they r the following: Profezer Mc. donagolddagol( or some crap like that) as the tranfigureration teacher(Tran-fig-your-ration), Profezer Rape( oh yes, I said Rape) Potions teacher, Profezer Bitch Charms teacher,Profezer Gout illegal herb growing teacher( Curing virues.. Growing Drugs 4 fun & sport... an what not.) Then theirs the new denfence against bad stuff & what not teacher Kingofthehilltree lockshapedheart(King-of-the-hill-tree lock-shaped-heart), Finally theirs profezer dum@ss Headmaster of the school."Hey, Heroine, over here hershey yelled".(her real name is herspiny, but they gave her a annoying nickname, as you've heard its hershey, Y, u ask? Well its just more conviyent 4 me!) "hey"! He yelled back. he was walking with his best friend, Rod. "Hey, whats up"? said heroine. "nothing,Unless you piss me off." she respouned.What?Asked Heroine.Nothing.she said
Chapter 2 Old-gay-guys-colin Creepy
In the grandfeast, a first year boy named Old-gay-guys-colin Creepy apporoched Heroine and studdered"H-hi H-heroine"."Hi" Heroine respounded oc-qurd-ly. "I-Im Old-g-gay-guys-colin Creepy",He Studdered.
Then he took a picture."Hey! Y did u take my picture"?Heroine asked angrly.
I-I j-jus...."Answer"!!,Rod interuted.
I just wanted your picture,Creepy Respouned Quickly cowering behind his camera.
Why? Heroine said sort of annoyed.
B-because your Famous 4 defeting Lord Gym Shorts.
"Oh.....
Sorry", said Rod Apolagetic way.
"Me 2",said heroine.
"Oh, i-its okay".
"I-I better get back 2 my seat.
Bye"!
That 'Creepy' Kid is... well..creepy. Said Rod
Oh, Don't say that.... he was just nevous around the 'All Great Harry Potter'
Hershey said with a giggle.
"Who the hell is Harry Potter"?Said Rod.
"Who"?Said Hershey
"Harry Potter?Said Rod
Who is he"?
"Oh, sorry I meat'All great Heroine Potty"'.
Rod Laughed.
"Keep tal'kin Said heroine keep tal'kin bich".
Chapter 3 King-of-the-hill-tree Lock-shaped-heart
The knew defence of badstuff&what not teacher was just weird.
He keeps thinking heroines trying 2 get attention or 'get famous' They r wanduring if the cocky Already Famous Pretty boy(as they call him)Profezer Block Shaped dick Is even in his right mind or if so much hot air went 2 his head talking gets little bits at a time, but with so much going in, not enough coming out its made him a down right freaky mommas-boy.
Chapter 4 Here kitty..kitty..kitty.
(A few weeks later) Stiltz, the caretaker had a cat named, Ms.HOREris. Ms.HOREris caught Heroine wanduring around at night.A week after that they found ms.HOREris hanging by her tail, stiff as a bored. Everyone is standing waching Stiltz and Ms.HOREris."Who could have done somethng like this"? Said Mc.donagoldagoldadagldagold(or some crap like that). "I know who!! declared stiltz.(He pointed at heroine) Him"!!
"Do you have any proof,Stiltz"? Added Mc.d(or some crap like that).
"Ms.HOREris caught him wanduring around a night,and I gave a detetion!
So he got revenge!
Now look at her!!(he poited at HOREris)
She's dead"!!
"Acully, she's not dead".Said Profezer. Dum@ss.
"She's not"?!
"No".
"Well".
"She's petrafied".
"What"?
"Well.... she's just.... in a deep, deep, sleep".
"Can we wake her"?
"What do you think;what the hell kind of question is that"?
"Well, what do we do"?
"We need piss from the Manfreaks;you no the thing the 2nd years are studing in illegal herb growing".
"Well, get some"!
"We can't, the"....
"Manfreaks arn't ready Profezer Gout cut-in".
"When will they"? Demaned Stiltz.
"A few weeks"....
"Well hurry up"!!
1 thing no1 notised 4 a while is that their was writing on the wall,it said the following: 'The chamber has opened, and....um...ug...oh! The heir of Salazar Slzerin will....open it? Yep,thats right...well....I...um...guess thats it.
Chapter 5 2 lazi 2 think of a title
"I wounder who is the heir of Slzerin"? said Rod
"Probley Mouthful". said Heroine
Don't just 'asoom'.Inquierd hershey.
"Fuke u, furry eyebrowed bich"!Exclamated Heroine.
"Screw you Heroine,Screw u".Said hershey.
"ITS HAPPENED AGAIN"!!!!!Screemed a voice.
"What was that"? Said rod.
"Some 1 got petrafied"? Rang profezer Mc.Donagoldagol(I got it!! Finally, I got the name right!)
By the time Heroine,Rod, and hershey got their, their was a crowd surrounding Gay-guys-colin Creepys body,still,not moving.
People were starting 2 accuse Heroine...
Chapter 6 The Kid With The Grin...
A few weeks later on the annoce mint board in the griy-fin-doorknob common room said'duling practice on.....um....the day after tommorow?Yeah, then'.That looks cool. Said Rod TRYING 2 sound cool unawear that is nose was bleeding, his voice was very high pitched and sqiuky.Then he started 2 pace;then he sat down and was rocking back and forth,while shaking and cradling himself."R u ok"?Said Heroine
Y-yeah.said Rod.
It's opshenal,Pussy.Said Heroine.
What did u say 2 me?!Said Rod
U heard me,I called u a Pussy!Chiken Fucker!
"This so called 'Pussy' beat a certain Backstabing buttfucker in a duel"!
" I just...."
"U just lost 2 Mouthful last year"!!
"FUCK U,U Harry assed pussy faced motherfucker!I can Kick your ass anytime dickface"!!
"I can set that up"!!
Who're u?Said Heroine.
"Dont worry about that.
I could not help but over hear your problem.He said with a grin on his face.
I can set up a fight when your ready"!
"Sounds good 2 me".
"What?!Your going 2 fight him"?!Said Hershey with surprise.
"Your going 2 fight me"?!said Rod also with intense surprise.
"Why not?
Then everyone will know I can Kick your ass"!
"If u fight me,thats 1 thing,but your going 2 let that lunatic set it up"?!
"Heroine!Please dont do this"....Said Hershey.
Rod..said Heroine softy
Set the date,or r u going 2 chiken out,Chiken Fucker.
I-i jus...
CHIKEN FUCKER!!
"Tommorow night....Rod said quickly
What time"?
"10:00 ok?Said the Kid with the grin.
It's your fight".
Thats fine.Said Heroine.
Rod nodded.
Of coarse he would not admit it, even 'if' hershey was talking 2 him, he was tearafied.He was worried that Heroine would win,also about the kid who sat by the fire grining&humming.It wasent hard 2 tell Rod was scared, always shaking,looking sick,easy 2 scare(Mouthful enjoys that).
Heroine was different,he was quiet 2 but he wasent scared(which didnt help Rod)he flash Rod smiles now&then.
Chapter 7 Lunatic....
The next day....."Whats 'he' doing hear". Said Heroine pointing at Mouthful.
"He wanted 2 see the duel".Said the kid with the Grin.
"So".Said Rod.
"He...just came".He said
Whatever;can we start?
Are u ready. The kid with the grin direted at Rog.
Rof nodded.
On the 3.
1..
2..
3!!
Heroine shouted Dylan!!!!;Rob shouted Cooper!!!
Nothing happend.
They tried and tried but nothing happened.
Then Heroine said.Hey,this wand is fake!!
Mine 2!!Replied Roy.
Then the kid with the grin,and Mouthful Both yelled at the same time."Approved by school boards,non toxic,Ross school glue!!
Then Heroine&Rot both fell 2 the ground.
They could not move or speak.
"I'll take my money now". Said the boy with the grin.
"Tommrow".Said Mouthful
Then the boy pulled out his wand,and it pointed at Mouthful;Mouthful went flying,and got pinne against the wall 2 feet above the ground.
"I wont my money".
Mouthful fell 2 the ground.
Ok,Ok, lunatic.Said Mouthful.
He handed him the money.
"Nothing dangerous,alright".
"Yeah,whatever".
Chapter 8 Retaleation....