Heroine Potty

Heroine Potty and the
SorCerer,s Total Boner 4 a Teacher
chapter 1 ?
It was Heroine Potty,s first year at [PiG]warts, scool for rejects hoo can use magic. Rodney,Who,s Heroines Best Friend(And ONly Friend FOr Noow). Their Transfiguratin Techer Is Profezer Mc. Donagolddagol(Or Some krap like that), For Potions Profezer Rape, For Charms Profezer Bitch, For defence agianst the bad stuff(& wat not)Profezer Queer, the herbolo-d Profezer Gout,& the headmasterd Profezer Dumas$.On DA train day met a girl named Herspiney(They Gave Her A very Anoying nikename:Hershey(Y? cause were pretty stupid) ). When day got off da train Hagrits Said first years come with me, y'all freaks accept it, now follow me.
chapter too THE FARTING
WELCOME TOO PIGWARTS ALL U LITTLE FREAKS!This is the fart sorter it will determint wat apartments u will b in. GRIE-FINDOOR, SLY-ZERIN, HUFLPOOp, & RAPERS BALLS.
Its Very Easy... all that need b done is ya fart ins it, then it decides... GRIE-FINDOOR, SLY-ZERIN, HUFLPOOp, or RAPERS BALLS.
Heroine, Ron&Hershey Ended up in GRIE-FINDOOR.
Chapter tree BADITCH
After chasing His Enemy, Draco Mouthful, he was put on da BADITCH Team. In BADITCH Theirs Tooo Butters, They try to BUTT(fuck) people off their Broomstiks, T-ters try too Knockback the Butters with batts(lol).The scorerers try 2 Throw ther waffle into the enemys goal post and nott letteing the enemys goalies Block it. And the seeker tries to get the black rock, then the game ends.... that team gets 151'n'1/2points!!!
Chapter fo VENDETA !!!
At breakfast he got kicked in the leg(Heroine).
He looked over and saw Draco Mouthful glaring.
Some Twisted things were said,then.... Draco challenged him 2 a duel.... a duel at mid-night.
Chapter 5 A losing fight and a Losing Friend....
At the midnight duel Heroine got The C-R-A-P kICKED ott of him!
Even after Mouthful won his Duel, his friends Golyee and Has-crabs
decided too personaly hurt him, a-lot.
Rod did not know y, but he kept losing Heroine an Hershey.... He Thought
He was being ditched... he was... but not why u think.....
Chapter 6 Heroine and Hersheys secret..
It was Chistmas!! Rod thought that hershey was going home 4 the holidays, But he saw her turn around And go back... So he decied to instead of going too visit his brother studing Escamos in romania, he decied 2 stay As well(Well he is poor).
So he Spied on them as they sat together, They looked weird... Then they Strated 2 move, Rod Trailed.
They entered a towel closet.
Rod Quiet Bewilderd Walked over opened the door and.....
AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Rod Screemed.
I-Its not W-What it looks L-Like Rod!!Hershy Said out of instink.
Fred and Gorge Weasls(Rod,s Brother,s)(Did not want to go 2 Romania Either(once again 'poor'))Ran over... Whats going on they said together.
T-T-they w-were m-making o-out! Rod Studderd.
Heroine Fled out of the common room, 2 the boys dormitory.
Rod gave a unforgetable face Mad, sad, Betrayed like a trirty year old just raped him(or her).
Rod darted torward the boys dormitory After Heroine.
Hershy lie their, in the closet every 1 watching her, She Looked Like she was about 2 burst into tears, a matter of fact.... she did....(But who cares she was naked!) .
Chapter 7 Hershey.....
"Heroine... how could you"?Asked Rof
What? Kiss her? What,s so bad about That?
"U KNOW THAT I LIKE HER"!!! Ron screemed
Heroine respunded with"Didnt, How would I know RON?! HOW?!!!!!!!!
Plus ur gay, added heroine.
screw u, said Rod.
bite me fag ,sayed heroine.
It just so happened down in the common room Hershy Heard Rons comment Before, and know, she Had never been so sared and confused in her life...(But who cares she was naked!)
Backstabber!! Ron screemed(But who cares she was naked!)
Whinny Little Wuss bag!! Heroine Respouned.
Then Ron RaSied his wand And Said," OBEIBBCOOPERELDOD"!!!
A Blue Ball of light flu ott his wand and nalied(lol) Heroine in the chest.
Normally, Ron was nomatch 4 Heroine, butt under the sercumstans it was Diferent....
Heroine flew back into the wall, he was going to get up and cast a spell......
then a shelf above him fell and a pot broke on his head.Then a miget flew therew the window and smakked him.
Chapter 8 Blank stairs...
Wen heroine got ott da hopital wing, He said nothing 2 rodd ord herdshey(including MAKE-OUT Sessions)4 a weeek.
A weeek because.... well... I... Dont relly no.... Buttt DespitE Dat, Dae word tal'kin.
Daded Noted dat profezer Queer b actin weerd.
so dae sided 2 sneak in2 dis rooom.
Chapter 9 The BONERR.....
Den dae saw da picture.... Mc.dongolddagold(or some krap like dat)
Changing.
Then dae saw Snapes Head Taped 2 Mc. golddagolda( I Give Up!!!).
Den Queer walked in... W-Whats going O-On I-In here, he anonnoced.
AbraDYLANkadabra!!!! They all said 2gether.
Queer Passed In.
Then heroine Saw the picture Queer was Shaking When He Walked.
He looooked at itt an sayed, ewe!!!
Ron then said, Wee never speak of this a gain.
They nodded.
Chapter 10 Lord GYM-SHORTS
Den day herd a screeem..... Den day tok offf his Turbin.
An day saw a Horiable face...... "I AM LORD GYM-SHORTS"!!! It bellowed.
"KILL HIM"!!!! Buttttt he was unkonkious.
Den a ghost head flew ott he's head( Which probley give him a head ache on his head whick ached).
Chapter 11 Profezer Dumass
"Hullo heroine",says Hagritz."Hagritz wat the Weaer r wee".
"In the hopital wingg".Said Hagritz.
"Wat happened 2.....
Queer"(lol). Finshed hagritz.
"Yeah".
"Dead".
"Oh".
"What about gym-shorts"....
Hagritz winced at da name.
Oh, da Bloke who killed your parents.
"Yeah". He respouned Sadly and Slowly.(But who cares she was naked!)
" Got away scott free".
"Oh"........
Hagritz......
"Profezer Dumass u called me 2 your offence". Said heroine.
"The mirror is safe an the socerers boner is Destored".
"What Mirror"?
"The mirror of Crap u want".
"What"?
"Um... Never mind"
"Wait".....
"U saved the day heroine"!!
"What Mirror"? Said Heroine ear-ra-tated.(But who cares she was naked!)
"4 get it yo".
"Yo"?


THE END.........
Or IS It?
commntary
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Were thinking of making a number 2.W8 We did(me)