Heroine Potty2

Heroine Potty and
the Chamber of Sum Dudes Hiding spot.
Chapter 1 Dramatic entrance
It was Heroine Potty's Secound year at Pigwarts, school 4 rejects who can use magic or some sissy foofoo crap like that.(Which means limitlees gay possibilty's!)( 4 the people who don't know, this is how me(Dylan))Their are 6 different Main Teachers in this school,they r the following: Profezer Mc. donagolddagol( or some crap like that) as the tranfigureration teacher(Tran-fig-your-ration), Profezer Rape( oh yes, I said Rape) Potions teacher, Profezer Bitch Charms teacher,Profezer Gout illegal herb growing teacher( Curing virues.. Growing Drugs 4 fun & sport... an what not.) Then theirs the new denfence against bad stuff & what not teacher Kingofthehilltree lockshapedheart(King-of-the-hill-tree lock-shaped-heart), Finally theirs profezer dum@ss Headmaster of the school."Hey, Heroine, over here hershey yelled".(her real name is herspiny, but they gave her a annoying nickname, as you've heard its hershey, Y, u ask? Well its just more conviyent 4 me!) "hey"! He yelled back. he was walking with his best friend, Rod. "Hey, whats up"? said heroine. "nothing,Unless you piss me off." she respouned.What?Asked Heroine.Nothing.she said
Chapter 2 Old-gay-guys-colin Creepy
In the grandfeast, a first year boy named Old-gay-guys-colin Creepy apporoched Heroine and studdered"H-hi H-heroine"."Hi" Heroine respounded oc-qurd-ly. "I-Im Old-g-gay-guys-colin Creepy",He Studdered.
Then he took a picture."Hey! Y did u take my picture"?Heroine asked angrly.
I-I j-jus...."Answer"!!,Rod interuted.
I just wanted your picture,Creepy Respouned Quickly cowering behind his camera.
Why? Heroine said sort of annoyed.
B-because your Famous 4 defeting Lord Gym Shorts.
"Oh.....
Sorry", said Rod Apolagetic way.
"Me 2",said heroine.
"Oh, i-its okay".
"I-I better get back 2 my seat.
Bye"!
That 'Creepy' Kid is... well..creepy. Said Rod
Oh, Don't say that.... he was just nevous around the 'All Great Harry Potter'
Hershey said with a giggle.
"Who the hell is Harry Potter"?Said Rod.
"Who"?Said Hershey
"Harry Potter?Said Rod
Who is he"?
"Oh, sorry I meat'All great Heroine Potty"'.
Rod Laughed.
"Keep tal'kin Said heroine keep tal'kin bich".
Chapter 3 King-of-the-hill-tree Lock-shaped-heart
The knew defence of badstuff&what not teacher was just weird.
He keeps thinking heroines trying 2 get attention or 'get famous' They r wanduring if the cocky Already Famous Pretty boy(as they call him)Profezer Block Shaped dick Is even in his right mind or if so much hot air went 2 his head talking gets little bits at a time, but with so much going in, not enough coming out its made him a down right freaky mommas-boy.
Chapter 4 Here kitty..kitty..kitty.
(A few weeks later) Stiltz, the caretaker had a cat named, Ms.HOREris. Ms.HOREris caught Heroine wanduring around at night.A week after that they found ms.HOREris hanging by her tail, stiff as a bored. Everyone is standing waching Stiltz and Ms.HOREris."Who could have done somethng like this"? Said Mc.donagoldagoldadagldagold(or some crap like that). "I know who!! declared stiltz.(He pointed at heroine) Him"!!
"Do you have any proof,Stiltz"? Added Mc.d(or some crap like that).
"Ms.HOREris caught him wanduring around a night,and I gave a detetion!
So he got revenge!
Now look at her!!(he poited at HOREris)
She's dead"!!
"Acully, she's not dead".Said Profezer. Dum@ss.
"She's not"?!
"No".
"Well".
"She's petrafied".
"What"?
"Well.... she's just.... in a deep, deep, sleep".
"Can we wake her"?
"What do you think;what the hell kind of question is that"?
"Well, what do we do"?
"We need piss from the Manfreaks;you no the thing the 2nd years are studing in illegal herb growing".
"Well, get some"!
"We can't, the"....
"Manfreaks arn't ready Profezer Gout cut-in".
"When will they"? Demaned Stiltz.
"A few weeks"....
"Well hurry up"!!
1 thing no1 notised 4 a while is that their was writing on the wall,it said the following: 'The chamber has opened, and....um...ug...oh! The heir of Salazar Slzerin will....open it? Yep,thats right...well....I...um...guess thats it.
Chapter 5 2 lazi 2 think of a title
"I wounder who is the heir of Slzerin"? said Rod
"Probley Mouthful". said Heroine
Don't just 'asoom'.Inquierd hershey.
"Fuke u, furry eyebrowed bich"!Exclamated Heroine.
"Screw you Heroine,Screw u".Said hershey.
"ITS HAPPENED AGAIN"!!!!!Screemed a voice.
"What was that"? Said rod.
"Some 1 got petrafied"? Rang profezer Mc.Donagoldagol(I got it!! Finally, I got the name right!)
By the time Heroine,Rod, and hershey got their, their was a crowd surrounding Gay-guys-colin Creepys body,still,not moving.
People were starting 2 accuse Heroine...
Chapter 6 The Kid With The Grin...
A few weeks later on the annoce mint board in the griy-fin-doorknob common room said'duling practice on.....um....the day after tommorow?Yeah, then'.That looks cool. Said Rod TRYING 2 sound cool unawear that is nose was bleeding, his voice was very high pitched and sqiuky.Then he started 2 pace;then he sat down and was rocking back and forth,while shaking and cradling himself."R u ok"?Said Heroine
Y-yeah.said Rod.
It's opshenal,Pussy.Said Heroine.
What did u say 2 me?!Said Rod
U heard me,I called u a Pussy!Chiken Fucker!
"This so called 'Pussy' beat a certain Backstabing buttfucker in a duel"!
" I just...."
"U just lost 2 Mouthful last year"!!
"FUCK U,U Harry assed pussy faced motherfucker!I can Kick your ass anytime dickface"!!
"I can set that up"!!
Who're u?Said Heroine.
"Dont worry about that.
I could not help but over hear your problem.He said with a grin on his face.
I can set up a fight when your ready"!
"Sounds good 2 me".
"What?!Your going 2 fight him"?!Said Hershey with surprise.
"Your going 2 fight me"?!said Rod also with intense surprise.
"Why not?
Then everyone will know I can Kick your ass"!
"If u fight me,thats 1 thing,but your going 2 let that lunatic set it up"?!
"Heroine!Please dont do this"....Said Hershey.
Rod..said Heroine softy
Set the date,or r u going 2 chiken out,Chiken Fucker.
I-i jus...
CHIKEN FUCKER!!
"Tommorow night....Rod said quickly
What time"?
"10:00 ok?Said the Kid with the grin.
It's your fight".
Thats fine.Said Heroine.
Rod nodded.
Of coarse he would not admit it, even 'if' hershey was talking 2 him, he was tearafied.He was worried that Heroine would win,also about the kid who sat by the fire grining&humming.It wasent hard 2 tell Rod was scared, always shaking,looking sick,easy 2 scare(Mouthful enjoys that).
Heroine was different,he was quiet 2 but he wasent scared(which didnt help Rod)he flash Rod smiles now&then.
Chapter 7 Lunatic....
The next day....."Whats 'he' doing hear". Said Heroine pointing at Mouthful.
"He wanted 2 see the duel".Said the kid with the Grin.
"So".Said Rod.
"He...just came".He said
Whatever;can we start?
Are u ready. The kid with the grin direted at Rog.
Rof nodded.
On the 3.
1..
2..
3!!
Heroine shouted Dylan!!!!;Rob shouted Cooper!!!
Nothing happend.
They tried and tried but nothing happened.
Then Heroine said.Hey,this wand is fake!!
Mine 2!!Replied Roy.
Then the kid with the grin,and Mouthful Both yelled at the same time."Approved by school boards,non toxic,Ross school glue!!
Then Heroine&Rot both fell 2 the ground.
They could not move or speak.
"I'll take my money now". Said the boy with the grin.
"Tommrow".Said Mouthful
Then the boy pulled out his wand,and it pointed at Mouthful;Mouthful went flying,and got pinne against the wall 2 feet above the ground.
"I wont my money".
Mouthful fell 2 the ground.
Ok,Ok, lunatic.Said Mouthful.
He handed him the money.
"Nothing dangerous,alright".
"Yeah,whatever".
Chapter 8 Retaleation....

Heroine Potty

Heroine Potty and the
SorCerer,s Total Boner 4 a Teacher
chapter 1 ?
It was Heroine Potty,s first year at [PiG]warts, scool for rejects hoo can use magic. Rodney,Who,s Heroines Best Friend(And ONly Friend FOr Noow). Their Transfiguratin Techer Is Profezer Mc. Donagolddagol(Or Some krap like that), For Potions Profezer Rape, For Charms Profezer Bitch, For defence agianst the bad stuff(& wat not)Profezer Queer, the herbolo-d Profezer Gout,& the headmasterd Profezer Dumas$.On DA train day met a girl named Herspiney(They Gave Her A very Anoying nikename:Hershey(Y? cause were pretty stupid) ). When day got off da train Hagrits Said first years come with me, y'all freaks accept it, now follow me.
chapter too THE FARTING
WELCOME TOO PIGWARTS ALL U LITTLE FREAKS!This is the fart sorter it will determint wat apartments u will b in. GRIE-FINDOOR, SLY-ZERIN, HUFLPOOp, & RAPERS BALLS.
Its Very Easy... all that need b done is ya fart ins it, then it decides... GRIE-FINDOOR, SLY-ZERIN, HUFLPOOp, or RAPERS BALLS.
Heroine, Ron&Hershey Ended up in GRIE-FINDOOR.
Chapter tree BADITCH
After chasing His Enemy, Draco Mouthful, he was put on da BADITCH Team. In BADITCH Theirs Tooo Butters, They try to BUTT(fuck) people off their Broomstiks, T-ters try too Knockback the Butters with batts(lol).The scorerers try 2 Throw ther waffle into the enemys goal post and nott letteing the enemys goalies Block it. And the seeker tries to get the black rock, then the game ends.... that team gets 151'n'1/2points!!!
Chapter fo VENDETA !!!
At breakfast he got kicked in the leg(Heroine).
He looked over and saw Draco Mouthful glaring.
Some Twisted things were said,then.... Draco challenged him 2 a duel.... a duel at mid-night.
Chapter 5 A losing fight and a Losing Friend....
At the midnight duel Heroine got The C-R-A-P kICKED ott of him!
Even after Mouthful won his Duel, his friends Golyee and Has-crabs
decided too personaly hurt him, a-lot.
Rod did not know y, but he kept losing Heroine an Hershey.... He Thought
He was being ditched... he was... but not why u think.....
Chapter 6 Heroine and Hersheys secret..
It was Chistmas!! Rod thought that hershey was going home 4 the holidays, But he saw her turn around And go back... So he decied to instead of going too visit his brother studing Escamos in romania, he decied 2 stay As well(Well he is poor).
So he Spied on them as they sat together, They looked weird... Then they Strated 2 move, Rod Trailed.
They entered a towel closet.
Rod Quiet Bewilderd Walked over opened the door and.....
AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Rod Screemed.
I-Its not W-What it looks L-Like Rod!!Hershy Said out of instink.
Fred and Gorge Weasls(Rod,s Brother,s)(Did not want to go 2 Romania Either(once again 'poor'))Ran over... Whats going on they said together.
T-T-they w-were m-making o-out! Rod Studderd.
Heroine Fled out of the common room, 2 the boys dormitory.
Rod gave a unforgetable face Mad, sad, Betrayed like a trirty year old just raped him(or her).
Rod darted torward the boys dormitory After Heroine.
Hershy lie their, in the closet every 1 watching her, She Looked Like she was about 2 burst into tears, a matter of fact.... she did....(But who cares she was naked!) .
Chapter 7 Hershey.....
"Heroine... how could you"?Asked Rof
What? Kiss her? What,s so bad about That?
"U KNOW THAT I LIKE HER"!!! Ron screemed
Heroine respunded with"Didnt, How would I know RON?! HOW?!!!!!!!!
Plus ur gay, added heroine.
screw u, said Rod.
bite me fag ,sayed heroine.
It just so happened down in the common room Hershy Heard Rons comment Before, and know, she Had never been so sared and confused in her life...(But who cares she was naked!)
Backstabber!! Ron screemed(But who cares she was naked!)
Whinny Little Wuss bag!! Heroine Respouned.
Then Ron RaSied his wand And Said," OBEIBBCOOPERELDOD"!!!
A Blue Ball of light flu ott his wand and nalied(lol) Heroine in the chest.
Normally, Ron was nomatch 4 Heroine, butt under the sercumstans it was Diferent....
Heroine flew back into the wall, he was going to get up and cast a spell......
then a shelf above him fell and a pot broke on his head.Then a miget flew therew the window and smakked him.
Chapter 8 Blank stairs...
Wen heroine got ott da hopital wing, He said nothing 2 rodd ord herdshey(including MAKE-OUT Sessions)4 a weeek.
A weeek because.... well... I... Dont relly no.... Buttt DespitE Dat, Dae word tal'kin.
Daded Noted dat profezer Queer b actin weerd.
so dae sided 2 sneak in2 dis rooom.
Chapter 9 The BONERR.....
Den dae saw da picture.... Mc.dongolddagold(or some krap like dat)
Changing.
Then dae saw Snapes Head Taped 2 Mc. golddagolda( I Give Up!!!).
Den Queer walked in... W-Whats going O-On I-In here, he anonnoced.
AbraDYLANkadabra!!!! They all said 2gether.
Queer Passed In.
Then heroine Saw the picture Queer was Shaking When He Walked.
He looooked at itt an sayed, ewe!!!
Ron then said, Wee never speak of this a gain.
They nodded.
Chapter 10 Lord GYM-SHORTS
Den day herd a screeem..... Den day tok offf his Turbin.
An day saw a Horiable face...... "I AM LORD GYM-SHORTS"!!! It bellowed.
"KILL HIM"!!!! Buttttt he was unkonkious.
Den a ghost head flew ott he's head( Which probley give him a head ache on his head whick ached).
Chapter 11 Profezer Dumass
"Hullo heroine",says Hagritz."Hagritz wat the Weaer r wee".
"In the hopital wingg".Said Hagritz.
"Wat happened 2.....
Queer"(lol). Finshed hagritz.
"Yeah".
"Dead".
"Oh".
"What about gym-shorts"....
Hagritz winced at da name.
Oh, da Bloke who killed your parents.
"Yeah". He respouned Sadly and Slowly.(But who cares she was naked!)
" Got away scott free".
"Oh"........
Hagritz......
"Profezer Dumass u called me 2 your offence". Said heroine.
"The mirror is safe an the socerers boner is Destored".
"What Mirror"?
"The mirror of Crap u want".
"What"?
"Um... Never mind"
"Wait".....
"U saved the day heroine"!!
"What Mirror"? Said Heroine ear-ra-tated.(But who cares she was naked!)
"4 get it yo".
"Yo"?


THE END.........
Or IS It?
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Were thinking of making a number 2.W8 We did(me)